Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a flaming torch on screen. Oh, it’s for such a thrilling scene in Episode 12. Really and truly, magnificent and epic. A proper movie moment. But never mind that, it’s Matt carrying a FLAMING TORCH. Look, Matt’s lovely, he’s a magnificent, brand new, hilarious, heartbreaking, heroic Doctor — but the fact is, if that man walks into a room with a coffee then it’s only so long before you’re wearing it. No, really, clumsiest man on earth. He walks like he’s in a constant state of surprise at his own limbs. I remember when he turned up at a Worldwide meeting really early on, and the first thing he did was spill a cup of coffee over a rather lovely woman. Naturally she giggled, flushed and introduced her mother. (Ahh, life when you’re Matt ! I accidentally made eye contact with the same woman — she phoned the police and shot me in the face.) On the way out he apologised to a completely different woman for the coffee incident. “That was the wrong woman,” I said, as he went out the doors. “Nope,” he replied, “That was the second cup.”
Oh, and there was the top secret, very special, extra readthrough for Episode 10 (I’m talking that up, but what the hell) and Matt came striding in with a GUITAR ON HIS BACK. I have honestly never seen a whole roomful of people flatten themselves against a wall with such a high-pitched squeal of terror. Except Karen, of course, who trotted along behind him without a care in the world. Oh, the horror as the Doctor spun and chatted and coffeed a series of delighted women. How that guitar arced and scythed! Swish! Get down, Karen! Swish! Karen, save yourself! Swish! Not her face, Matt, NOT HER FACE!! Ah, the memories. You know, to this day I’m not sure if Matt knew he had a guitar on his back — he might just have collided with a musician.
Steven Moffat.
and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff.
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oh my GOD
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Is it bad that I want to play this? I very much so want to play this game.
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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
I didn’t even bat an eye as a child, but now that I think about it, jfc.
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fighting haters by moonlight
winning fans by daylight
don’t need sailor scouts to help fight
he is the one named kanye west
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avenger crossing!
shout out to rory for helping with designs & not killing me when i spammed her inbox
Tea time
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
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Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
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![How About That of the Day: A “lightning flower” is a Lichtenberg Figure — or electric discharge pattern — that occurs on the skin of lightning strike victims, most likely as a result of small capillaries bursting from the intensity of the bolt’s current.
Also: Automatic winner of any barroom scar story battle.
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How About That of the Day: A “lightning flower” is a Lichtenberg Figure — or electric discharge pattern — that occurs on the skin of lightning strike victims, most likely as a result of small capillaries bursting from the intensity of the bolt’s current.Also: Automatic winner of any barroom scar story battle.
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cat city bitch
cat cat city bitch
ten ten ten twenties on ya kitties bitch
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zombie playground, a new game being funded through kickstarter
from the intro paragraph:Zombie Playground is an online, team based, action arena game with RPG elements. Gameplay will be deep, challenging, and rewarding. The game combines childhood nostalgia with horrific monsters, visceral combat, and a unique atmosphere straight out a child’s nightmares. We do want to make it very clear: this is not a game for kids!this is the game i’ve been waiting my entire life for
“Goonies + Attack the Block + Walking Dead = Zombie Playground”Wow cool! I’d totally play it.
Maybe take a look at the kickstarter page here
Power to the players and all that
